Get your evenings back.

An AI that learns your business, remembers everything, and gets smarter every day.
Not a chatbot. A chief of staff. From $59/mo.

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What Hynge does

Not a chatbot.
A chief of staff.

ChatGPT answers questions and forgets your name. Hynge learns your business, remembers everything, and gets smarter every single day.

01

It remembers everything

Your clients' names, your writing voice, your vendor contacts, your preferences. After week one, it stops asking and starts doing.

Persistent Memory
02

It knows your market

Competitive intel, market trends, pricing changes — it's basically paranoid about your competitors. In a productive way.

Intelligence & Research
03

It handles your communication

Email drafts, client follow-ups, review responses — in your voice, not robot voice. It answered 47 emails before your coffee got cold.

Communication
04

It runs your operations

Proposals, scheduling, contracts, documents. The stuff you've been pretending doesn't exist. That's its Tuesday.

Operations & Admin

It knows you.

Hynge builds a persistent memory of how you work, what you like, your clients, your voice, your preferences. After week one, it stops asking and starts doing. Like a good chief of staff — except it never forgets your CEO's name or takes a two-hour lunch.

📌 Prefers formal email tone
📌 Johnson = priority client
📌 Calendar: block Fri afternoons
📌 Invoice cycle: 1st of month
📌 Loves bullet points. Hates PDFs.

Who it's for

It works while
you're busy being human.

🏡

Your AI just wrote 47 listing descriptions while you argued with a home inspector.

⚖️

It summarized 200 pages of case law before your coffee got cold.

📊

Tax season? It already sent every client their document checklist. You didn't have to do anything.

🍽️

It responded to 23 Yelp reviews in your voice. Yes, even the 1-star guy.

🛒

It repriced 400 SKUs based on competitor changes. At 3 AM. Without complaining.

🎓

Lesson plans, progress reports, parent emails. Your evenings are yours again.

The honest truth

Hynge vs. a
Traditional VA

We love human VAs. They're great. Until they're not.

Feature Traditional VA Hynge ✓
Monthly cost $3,000–$8,000/mo
(plus benefits, PTO, and that one time they quit on a Friday)
From $59/mo
(never quits, never sleeps, never steals your yogurt)
Working hours 9–5
(if you're lucky)
24/7/365
(including your birthday)
Sick days 10–15/year
(always at the worst time)
Zero. None. Never.
(it's never even had a cold)
Knows your preferences Eventually Day 7 and improving forever
Can do 50 things simultaneously Absolutely not That's its Tuesday
Builds websites Probably not Yes, and faster than you'd expect
Handles your tone Training required
(and retraining)
Learns and mirrors it automatically
Quits without notice ✕ Has happened ✓ Physically impossible

Do the math

What's your
time actually worth?

Spoiler: More than you're charging for it.

Simple pricing

Less than your last
team lunch.

No contracts. No setup fees. Cancel anytime. (But you won't want to.)

Starter
$59/mo

Your personal AI assistant. Handles the daily grind so you don't have to.

  • ✓ Persistent memory — learns your preferences
  • ✓ Email drafts & smart replies
  • ✓ Calendar & scheduling
  • ✓ Basic research & web lookups
  • ✓ Task reminders & daily summaries
  • ✓ Telegram or WhatsApp access
  • ✓ 2-hour response time
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Enterprise
$149/mo

Your AI operations team. Shared knowledge, custom workflows, strategic support.

  • ✓ Everything in Professional
  • ✓ Team knowledge base (up to 3 users)
  • ✓ Custom intelligence feeds
  • ✓ Automated workflows & integrations
  • ✓ Monthly strategy session
  • ✓ Dedicated success manager
  • ✓ Priority onboarding
  • ✓ 15-minute response time
Get started

All plans include access to Claude, GPT-4, Gemini, Mistral, Llama, and Grok. The best model for the job, every time.

How we stack up

Honestly.

We're not going to trash the competition. We're just going to describe them accurately.

ChatGPT
Great at answering questions. Terrible at remembering your name tomorrow. Zero memory, zero action, zero emails sent.
Lindy.ai
Build your own AI workflows. If you have 6 hours, a YouTube tutorial, and a degree in patience. We skipped that step for you.
Motion
A really nice calendar app. We also do your calendar. And your email. And your website. And your research. And your inbox. And...
Human VA
Amazing until they call in sick, take vacation, or find a better-paying job on a Tuesday. We have feelings about this. They're fine.
Feature ChatGPT Lindy Motion Human VA Hynge
Persistent memory
Actually sends emails
Builds websites Sometimes
Available 24/7
No setup required
Learns your voice/style
Calendar management
Research & intel
Under $150/mo ✕ ($3K+)
Never quits

◑ = Requires significant setup or is limited

Real results

What people say
after week one.

"I got home at 5:30 and my inbox was at zero. I didn't know what to do with myself. I made dinner. Like, an actual dinner."

MK
Marcus K. Independent consultant

"It sent a proposal to a client while I was at my kid's soccer game. Client signed it before halftime. I'm not saying Hynge is magic. But I'm not saying it isn't."

SR
Sarah R. Real estate agent

"Asked it to research three competitors on a Tuesday. By Wednesday morning I had a 12-page breakdown with pricing, gaps, and a suggested pivot. My analyst never did that."

JL
James L. E-commerce founder

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Good questions

Things people
actually ask us.

No. Chatbots are the "press 1 for billing" of AI. They respond. Hynge does things. Sends emails, builds pages, books meetings, writes proposals. The difference between a parrot that talks and a person that works.

Only if Hinge started building websites and managing your email. So... no. Different company, different mission, different spelling. Though if your dating profile could use some work, technically we could help with that too.

The best one for the job. Hynge routes tasks to Claude, GPT-4, Gemini, Mistral, Llama, and Grok depending on what gets the best result. It's like having a whole AI team without needing to pick favorites.

Through persistent memory. Every interaction teaches it how you work — your tone, your clients, your style, what you never want to see again. By week two, it stops asking and starts doing. It's like training a very fast, very tireless employee who never needs a review.

Yes. We don't sell it, train on it without permission, or hand it to anyone. Your business context stays yours. We're the opposite of a free app that reads your emails to sell you ads.

Yes. No annual contracts, no cancellation fees, no awkward breakup conversation. Just... cancel. Though most people who ask this question don't end up canceling. Just saying.

Usually within minutes. For most tasks, faster than a human could start the task. Complex deliverables (full websites, long research reports) take a few hours. It's not magic. It's just very well-caffeinated.

Tell us. We're genuinely adding capabilities based on what people ask for. And if something is truly outside scope, it'll tell you honestly instead of confidently hallucinating an answer. That's a feature, not a bug.

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